May 2012
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relatives: any boyfriends?
me: no
typical conversation at every holiday since I was 5
I can’t even.. My co-workers knew I was going to freak out about opening by my myself. So whoever closed last night left me all these little notes and reminders. Plus I got a good morning sign, help whenever I needed and phone calls to see if I was okay.
I’ve been at this place for only a little while and I get all that? Thanks guys :]
I wonder if British people, sit around and do...
ratherdielaughing:
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MC: Gimmie gimme an out of state ID.
*people running up front with their out of state ID's*
Joe: AW WHAT? YOU DON'T EVEN GO HERE!
dannyhiga:
You can’t measure anything without it’s counterparts, like the depth of the ocean to the shallowness of the seashore. But more importantly, you can’t measure how strong one is until they’re weak.
four-eleven-and-three-fourths:
nandoswiththenialler:
then all of a sudden he turns into this? i dont get this boy but i ain’t complaining.
She did not need much, wanted very little. A kind word, sincerity, fresh air,...
– Starra Neely Blade (via missxdanielle)
What you are is a complicated girl with simple needs. You need your books and...
– Brian Morton, “Breakable You” (via calmcoolcollectives)
Will Smith and Gary Barlow Do ‘The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air’ Rap
daisyfairy:
sometimes i look at random people on the train or walking down the street and wonder about their day or what they had for breakfast or where they grew up and if they’re having a good or a bad day and i wonder if people do the same to me
In third grade: Learn cursive, you will use it for the rest of your life
Middle School: Write in cursive if you want, but make sure it's readable
High School: Please don't write in cursive
College: If you do not type it I will not grade your paper
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fuckyeahlaughters:
what if mario didnt have a mustache
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Pure terror
Get the Best Medicine here :)
THIS.
Not only that but the rail is going to ruin the island. Part of the reason why people come here is the scenery. We’ve already done a “brilliant” job of ruining ancient, beautiful Hawaiian land. Now we’re going to stick a stupid rail into it? I hate getting rail surveys in the mail. Talking about how they’re going to survey the land so they can fit it in....
When it comes down to it we’re all human. We all have to co-exist with one another. No one can truly thrive on their own. We all have needs, wants and feelings. That should be a universal understanding. Yet I still don’t get why some people have to be negative towards others. I swear. If everyone was nice, understanding and chill. The world would be so much better.
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guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
Nothing can wear you out like caring about people.
– S.E. Hinton (That Was Then, This Is Now)
thewinchesterswagger:
davestridersdirtydreams:
they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
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it’s weird how being a pussy is weak and having balls means you’re tough i mean punch me in the uterus and i will be fine i’m used to that shit once a month come at me but if i kick you in the balls you are down my man you are down hard
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